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Untouchables Look to Get On Track
By Case Zerbe
BrandonFisher.com Staff Writer
November 13, 2000
(Montgomery, PA) After being embarrased last year 40-6, the Untouchables are hoping this will be the
year they turn things around. "We've lost two players to old age - Gary Segraves and Chris Majors.
There losses will definetly be felt on both sides of the ball. Hopefully though, we'll be able to
soften their loss with some younger upstarts." said the Untouchables team captain Brandon Fisher in
a pre-game press conference.
The Goodfellas will not be without heartache themselves. Missing from the Goodfella's lineup this
year will be Rich Snyder and Kip Houseknecht. "That's two of our big guns right there" said Gallahad
Mallery, captain of the Goodfellas. "The combination of speed and power from both of these guys will
be sorely missed" he added.
At least two players in this year's game have been working hard during the off season. Mike "Home Depot"
Johnson (aka "The Annoyance") has taken a job at Home Depot where he has been bulking up in the Lawn and
Garden department. "Feel that?" he was overheard saying to Mallery one night while sucking down a Captain
and Ginger at Fridays. He was making a fist and bending his arm so it was assumed that he was expecting
Mallery to feel his bicept.
The other player working hard in the off season is the Untouchable's Mike Brown. He can be seen nearly
every night down at the "Crack House" (aka The Colonial House) lifting beer after beer until he can't move
his arms any more - or any other part of his body for that matter. "I plan on being a FORCE again this
year" he has been heard saying. We have no doubt Brownie, no doubt.
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